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hello, fellow introverts!
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hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・`)

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quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

Please. turn off my fucking life support

You’wre gowing to wive godammit! ÒwÓ

p-pwease, we gowtta swave him befowe he bweeds too mwuch

OWONO THEY’WRE FWAT LIWNING ÓWÒ

ÓoÒ owo no!! dowcto, we nweed to swave him!!! 

Whowo’s gownna cawl the famiwy?

Lwets hwope twat we dwon’t hwave too!! He stiwwl can mwake it!!

*suwdenwy you heawr a long bweeeep come fwom the hearwt monitwer*

*this is a dawk day to bwe a chiwopractwor*

*sad kazwoo mwusic pways*

guys what the fuck

Thanks ghosty… I really wanted to see that… wow…

something I love about the Venom symbiote being genderless is that I can call them Eddie’s boyfriend or even his

goofriend

and it doesn’t matter! they’re in love!

Tony: Guys I’m not gonna be mad just tell me why you have fake ids
Ned and Peter: *incoherent mumbling*
Tony: You’re gonna have to speak louder
Peter: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco
Tony:

I would’ve done the same t b h

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

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waiT WHAT

Jesus Christ is an amazing YouTuber and desperately needs your help.

His ex-wife who is in a cult is trying to take away his parental rights. He JC has run out of money in his lawyer’s retainer and needs some help in order to keep the court case going.

PLEASE HELP HIM

Please reblog and share this post or the video if you cannot financially support him

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange