fat fuckin dimebag of pure colombian cocaine

Me

*stays alive just in case things get better*

New Year’s Eve would be the perfect time to shoot someone repeatedly outside. With all the fireworks going off nobody would think twice about the sounds they’re hearing.

An American and an Australian if born right this second would have a different birth date by day, month and year. If the American moves to Australia they would still be older.

This has been my thanksgiving.

I was the frappachino

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HOLY FUCK

holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

Beautiful

look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes

There should be a drum set emoji to replicate the “bud dump pish” sound after making a bad joke for texting