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hey there demons, its me

@n-icoleeee-blog

black, gay, woke, and bothered

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

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I am a cowboy slapping his horse’s ass and I am the cowboy and I am the horse’s ass and I am a witness watching it

hey gamers

idk if anyone cares lmao but i made another blog bc this one is messy as fuck lmao it’s @strawberrystreams

i’ll probably leave this one up for my shitposting

adios amigos

Nancy: *journaling* it’s day 183 of being stuck in the upside down. I’ve seen numerous different species, many of which I have never heard of before. Afters months of careful observation, I’ve finally decided that—

Steve: *to the tune of final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Jonathan: *off key kazoo*

Nancy:

Nancy: —there is no intelligent life here

PSA to our followers this Autism Acceptance Month:

  • Use Autism **Acceptance** Month (as opposed to Autism Awareness Month).
  • NO “light it up blue” or puzzle pieces. Google “Autism Speaks hate group” to learn more.
  • Use red or gold instead, which are colors supported by the autistic community.
  • Use identity-first language (most autistic people prefer “autistic” instead of “person with autism”), but don’t police the language of someone who prefers to be called a person with autism.
  • NO scare terms like “suffering with autism” or “afflicted with autism.”
  • Avoid functioning labels like “high functioning” or “low functioning.”
  • If autistic voices are not at the center of your efforts, you’re doing it wrong.
  • When in doubt, ASK AN AUTISTIC PERSON. 
  • To learn more about autism, visit autistic-run organizations like the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) and Autism Women’s Network (AWN).

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

need to cry/be emo today?

imagine this.

it’s the last scene of the last episode of andi mack. everyone’s out in cece’s backyard and tongue tied by grouplove is playing in the background. the kids are all out by the andi shack dancing around and having the best time. cue a cutesy little romantic tyrus shot. a cute platonic jandi shot. a cute muffy shot. a cute ambi shot. a cute platonic jamber shot. cyrus and buffy. cyrus, buffy, and andi. bex, bowie, cece, and ham(PLAYED BY JOHN CENA) are over on the little concrete platform in front of the door that leads to the backyard, watching the kids have fun, and bowie’s got his arm around bex. she leans her head on his shoulder, bowie leans down and plants a kiss on her head. andi sees them standing there and runs up to pull all four of them in to the little mini dance party. we get some cute shots of andi and bowie, andi and bex, andi with bex and bowie, all of the adults together, and a wide pan of the entire backyard and everyone having fun. the song ends. a black screen. boom. it’s done. that’s it.

:’)