if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.
i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter
wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be
thyrell.
just kill me
Ok, but this illustrates perfectly how school is designed to teach us how to work.
^^^ yes. Children shouldn’t have to live like this either. It fucking sucks.
There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*
*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.
How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had!
The threat that we won't have new shows and movies coming out because of the strikes would hit a little harder if 99.9% of everything coming out wasn't God awful derivative schlock that you watch once and immediately forget.
"Due to the strike we've had to turn the diarrhea machine off"
i try not to be a straight up reposter but i need full attention on this video this instant
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
palpatine would never say no. our boy is a freak who is up for anything. why do you think he is the only character in stop wars who has a grandchild?
hey. Don’t say such things on my poasts
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?
1 minute til hatman
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY
All of those people around him are demons
hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from this article about Dion Diamond:
hark, a hero of our times!
Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.
I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.
Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop
Bonus:
finland doesnt get nearly enough shaming abt the whole ‘trans ppl need to be sterile in order to legally transition’ thing on an international scale tbh. especially after getting several notices abt it from the EU over the years.
it’s the same in the czech republic. you also have to “prove” your transness in a series of tests taken months apart so they know you didn’t bullshit through it the one time. there are also several hearings where you have to claim to be absolutely het and binary in front of a bunch of old cis men who then may or may not let you go on hormones. czech is an extremely binary language, too, so you can’t change your name if it’s a name on the other side of the binary spectrum. meaning if i, afab, wanted to change my name to one used by men, they wouldn’t let me unless i have the little M on my identity card. which they won’t let me have unless i’m sterile. i’ve had several trans friends who are on HRT but don’t want operations tell me of the most dehumanizing situations this has put them through. it’s painful, it’s absolutely maddening and inhumane, and the czech queer community is doing its best to get the conversation going but we do still need more ears and mouths to do the listening and talking. trans people everywhere need more ears and mouths to listen and talk in their favor. it is getting unbearable.
i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER
