You know what I realized tonight? This is a big ass house. I live in a freaking mansion. My parents are dead.  The girl that I love slept with my nemesis, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m going to do with the rest of my life. Which, get this, lasts forever.

Mood

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

20 minutes into tumblr mobile he gives you this look

I’m on my phone and I stared at this for 5 minutes waiting for it to load.

^^^ this comment saved me from doing that

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT 

Love this.

“gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!”

“new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!”

“pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute”

“pokemon used to be based on animals, now theyre not!”

“FOOD POKEMON? hahahaha thats so stupid! ICE CREAM POKEMON! HILARIOUS!”

“gen 1 was the best!”

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

The Year 2028

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace. 

Fuck off, we voted leave, these are our pokemon.

You were in the UK last month right? NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY

KEEP OUR POKEMON BRITISH

At first I thought perhaps this was simply poorly executed satire until I went to your blog full of right-wing memes and social conservatism, now I see that this is something different, a kind of.. nouveau-shitpost where anti-sjws parody themselves. Amazing. 

I’m going to sign john green’s email up for hundreds of porn sites 

why would you do this???

because im a 14 year old with a blog and hes one of the richest authors in the united states of america and literally nothing matters literally nothing matters literally NOTHING matters

7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.