it’s almost 5am and there’s a bat loose in the faculty building
There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff
The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver
If they don't call their WhatsApp group chat "WhatsHabs" what even is the point?
If they don’t call their
WhatsApp group chat “WhatsHabs” what
even is the point?
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Love how ADHD, autism and schizophrenia objectively have the same amount of traits and experiences in common, but schizophrenics aren't welcome in the metaphorical club house because they're bad for the image the neurodivergency movement is currently trying to capitalize on and with "love" I mean fuck y'all
Schizophrenics are neurodivergent, too.
Once more, for the people in the back:
Schizophrenics are neurodivergent, too!
And being neurodivergent doesn't make you immune to being ableist. If you're all for disability rights until someone is schizophrenic, then stop saying you're for disability rights. Because you're not.
A wizard that is a sloppy bitch that writes all of his scrolls on scrap paper like bubblegum wrappers and notepads from hotels we stayed at months ago. He doesn’t have his shit together, but he has got really good at writing and drawing on tiny surfaces.
7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper
Consider: Batman’s identity gets leaked to the press, enough that it’s a popular rumor but not enough for it to be confirmed, and the JL all pitch in to just. Gaslight the shit out of the media.
Superman: Uh, Bruce Wayne? Hasn’t Batman saved that guy a couple of times?
Wonder Woman: I’m unsure if we’re speaking of the same Bruce Wayne. The one who invited me to a gala three weeks ago and got so drunk he tripped into a chocolate fountain? This is the Bruce Wayne you believe to be the Bat?
Green Lantern: Doesn’t Bruce Wayne have like a million kids? And run a business? I don’t know about the rest of the League, but superhero-ing’s a full-time job for me.
Flash: (play dumb) Who’s Batman? (not that dumb-!)
Green Arrow: Why would I want to be on a team with a billionaire?
Green Arrow: Why would
I want to be on a team
with a billionaire?
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things i learned from reading the read riordan blog (aka, things i chose to consider canon from now on)
- thalia gave reyna a dagger with her initials on it for valentine's day
- nico hates summer, will tries to convince him otherwise
- hazel spent some time playing bingo with old ladies at the retirement home, swooned over Clark Gable with them, and then danced the Lindy Hop
- both annabeth and grover got percy a PlayStation for Christmas
- nico blames his stepmom for him getting sunburns every time him and will go to the beach (meanwhile, will gets a tan, but. i mean.)
- frank is undisputed mythomagic champion of camp jupiter (implying that they have tournaments?? It also says he's the undisputed champ of chb but i'm ignoring this obvious error)
- percy is getting better grades than annabeth
- percy said, quote, "college is a breeze"
- persephone spends her time away from the underworld getting her PhDs in biochemistry and biology
- calypso is in a punk rock band
barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!
Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j
Howl’s Moving Dreamhouse
Gwaine: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Lancelot: 420?
Gwaine: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Merlin: 69.
Gwaine: Yeah it was 69.
Lancelot: Well that’s not very fair. You would have said Merlin was whatever number he guessed.
Gwaine: *Unapologetic* What’s your point?
Merlin: Hey, I need a win every now and then.
Real quick psa!
A lot of trials of Apollo fanartists’ work has been reposted on Pinterest, and while some of it is credited, some isn’t. And regardless idk if these artists are ok with reposted work. Here’s some of the work I found so far
Like I said, some of them have links to the blogs they came from, but others, like this repost of one of my pieces
Have no link to anything.
From what I can tell you can report pins if you’d like, idk the exact process for that tho. Just wanted to let other artists know in case they were unaware.
I’m gonna tag the artists who’s art I found, but I think there are other artists who’s stuff is on there too that I didn’t see, so I would just check to be sure no matter what.
Crypto Mutual - You follow one of their side blogs. They follow you from a main blog which you might not know about or remember the name of.
Satellite Blogs - You frequently like and reblog each other's posts when they cross your dash. You've probably both considered following each other, but looking at their blog, you've determined that you're not that interested in seeing most of what they post about on a day-to-day basis.
musterni-illustrates
the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”
Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.
terftalia
One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing.
It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think
87 euros is
less than a dollar
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Dear God, I visited fanfiction.net after god knows how long because the author of a fic I was interested in told me that they are updating it faster on ff.net
First of all, I had to wait here for like five minutes
But then it gets worse...
That's a small, tiny paragraph broken with TWO huge-ass ads!
Noooooooo!!!
This is a fucking nightmare!
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all the ao3 haters should be grateful that this isn’t all we have
jesus christ
Anyone who listens to this gets a random positive effect for the rest of the day.
This cat is so, so friendly and stoked to be there, though! Look at all the leaning and rubbing on people and things, the upright question mark tail; this is a very cuddly cat who wants attention, lmao. 💜
Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.