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Tardi Isparked

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Tardi. She/Her. Mostly a lot of funny posts nowadays. Still love Obi-WanKenobi and Satine Kryze to bits. Send me bats plz. @cinna-wanroll is my partner in crime.

Okay since I now have 5 blogs I feel like I should prolly provide links for all of them so people know where to go:

If you like Star Wars/Obitine, you’re already in the right spot.

If you like Lord of the Rings, go here.

If you like The Mummy, go here.

If you like Star Trek (and/or bats), go here.

If you like Jurassic Park go here. 

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

This is the one!

It's by Jessica Warrick.

Jessica if you're seeing this, please give us more of them.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, exhausted, holding two crying babies: okay, so I can’t raise these, because fuck, there’s two of them and I already fucked up raising one (1) Skywalker and am not prepared to try again-
Bail Organa: did someone say Free Daughter??
Bail Organa: Don’t :) mind :) if :) I :) do :)

AU where Maul doesn’t get sent to a trash planet and recovers his sanity much faster so by the time Anakin is twelve he and Obi-Wan have Maul periodically popping up while they’re on missions and trying to kill them.

at one point he actually manages to sneak into the temple, but because it’s a centuries old structure that’s been continuously added to for almost as long as it’s been around, it’s completely impossible to navigate without a map, so he ends up lost inside the temple for weeks. by the time he finds Obi-Wan some poor master has mistaken him for a lost shadow who just got home after years and years and has fed him and bathed him and clothed him in jedi tunics

It turns out that Obi-Wan isn’t even IN the temple, so Maul decides to continue his cover as a jedi until he gets back. By the time Obi-Wan does return, Maul has actually started enjoying his new life and doesn’t want to leave it, so when he runs into Obi-Wan in the hallway, he ignores him. Obi-Wan, who can’t believe that the man walking around in beige and bowing respectfully whenever someone greets him is Maul, decides that it must be a weird coincidence and decides to be perfectly polite and normal about it and then go cry in his room alone.

@avoid-avoidance said: Maul acts normal and and innocent and waits until he’s SURE he’s in a camera blindspot and no one else is looking, and then he gives Palpatine the BIGGEST shit-eating grin. So now Maul is inadvertently protecting Anakin because Palpatine has to switch priorities from grooming Anakin to killing Maul before he can spill any secrets, and Maul is more or less inflicting long-distance psychological torment on his former master just by existing and imagine Palpatine weaseling his way into the temple as an excuse to try and work his claws a little deeper into Anakin, and HE bumps into Maul in beige robes with all the respectful bowing and teeth that are showing signs of recovery from working for SithCo which Doesn’t Even Have Dental

I hope you know that I’m reading all of this and assuming Maul wasn’t found by a much younger Savage and brought to Mother Talzin, so in my head he looks like this:

Korkie shows up: Hi everyone! I’m Korkie Kryze!

Din turns to Bo-Katan: Wait but I thought you said you were the last of your line??

Bo-Katan: He’s not mine he’s my sisters

Din: You have a sister?!?!???

Din: Despite our people's differences, Luke told me that many Jedi have been close friends with Mandalorian leaders in the past. Like his master, Obi Wan Kenobi! :)

Bo Katan: