Lolita is not a romantic novel

be who you aaaaaare for your priiiiide

anyway i can’t wait for Progressive Shipping ™ to die out as a trend and for people to start being honest about reasons why they ship stuff. idk about you but i’ve never shipped something because it was progressive or subversive or whatever it’s because it spoke to me/moved me/made me feel something or it bolstered my fave’s storyline in the narrative and allowed me to glimpse them in other dimensions.

if we want to call ourselves writers we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of actually writing 

fuck you

let’s calm down and go write a few words maybe

No

there’s one word already, you’re off to a great start!

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

listen I say this with patience bc some people may genuinely have not thought about this before but if you firmly say “AI art is terribly unethical and steals from artists” (which is correct) but then turn around and use voice AIs to generate songs/voice lines that sound like your favourite voice actors or singers……………………………………that is also AI art and it is also terribly unethical

just a few examples of voice actors making their stance clear for all the ppl who are trying to disagree w me

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.

Shoorty like a applebees in my head,

that i can't order at, got me thinking like:

"Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby lamb plate

with some large fries and a milk-shake, milkshake"

sorry babe I'm gonna be running a bit late, I started watching a video essay about all the problems inherent to a game I've never played

awesome gives me time to watch this video essay talking about themes in a film i've never watched

if you reblog this post you also reblog me. reblog to send me on a trip arpund tumblr

hehe weeeeeee

bsd villains are like “we gotta stop JRR Tolkien and Dr. Seuss before they blow up the entire city with remote activated petrol bombs they’ve rigged onto children in the sewers and we need to decipher the code from the Rosetta Stone hidden in the mafia control room.”

*becomes a police sketch artist but no matter how people describe witnesses to me i always draw them as a really sexy bishounen man*

i love you. let me consume you.

stigmata: escaping texts by helene cixous // bones and all (dir. luca guadagnino) // clementine von radics // caffeine, pt. 1 by sean glatch // jen mazza // erica jong

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

you people would (and do) freak the fuck out if you found out (when you find out) queer "found family" dynamics tend to involve like half of those people fucking each other. often as part of the dynamic. and those family dynamics are as real and potent as blood, but function differently. and the nuclear family language can be applied to queer family dynamics in ways that are not orthodox and not metaphorical, but unorthodox to nuclear family and earnest. lesbian leatherfamily be upon ye

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

garlic and onion and tomato and basil and olives and olive oil and fresh bread and pasta and wine my beloveds…

Everyone reblogging this tagging “except the olives” just know that I hate you this is a pro-olive post 😤❌🫒🙌 olive haters need not interact 🙏