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Gideon, honey, you're not even trying to hide it.

[Image description: A Gideon the Ninth comic. Gideon Nav stands in a darkened hall, arms crossed and brooding about how much she "hates" Harrow. Gideon thinks, "Grrr I hate Harrow so much... Can't believe I'm in this dumb nerd contest... Her stupid big black eyes and dumb hair! Where even is she now? No one to fight. Why is she ignoring me?!" Behind Gideon, Palamedes and Camilla kneel by the hatch, inspecting the clues. Palamedes looks at some blood between his fingers. “Intravenous blood," he says. "Her intravenous blood.” Gideon starts and glances over. There is a moment of silence as the other two regard her.

A gif of Gideon Nav throwing herself at the hatch with all she's got. She yanks on the handle so hard her wrists nearly pop, tries to pry it open from the side, and clangs against it uselessly with the rapier as though it were a club. She is clearly panicked. End description]

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there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too