I'm surprised I haven't seen this on Tumblr yet.

Ten years of having to do it to 'em.

Clearly.

Trump supporters be like

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

TDA as Kermit

Shâh-mât

The King is down

Scene from Chain of Iron by @cassandraclare

A Chain of Iron inspired Cordelia Carstairs for day one of @llaertes coi countdown. Cordelia is my favorite so I had to, and I’m so proud of the details on this one. Jasmine flowers on her dress, the daisy, the little moth charm on her bracelet, and the mysterious globe necklace.

She’s up on Instagram too, likes and saves are so appreciated :)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLjwEthh4lg/?igshid=td2ocp6rn77r

Character is from @cassandraclare and cortana is based on Cassandra Jean’s design.

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if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.

me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years

Me looking up at the sky: god.... please send me a boyfriend that looks and acts like Bolin

lol at seeing this right after retweeting ⬇️this⬇️ on my p*rn twitter

I would top him, bottom for him, let him spit in my mouth, Pee in my ass, slap me until I pass out, choke me, throw my mom in an active volcano for him. I’ll stay at home and clean and cook or if he wants me to be the breadwinner than so be it. I’ll leave my friends and family and follow him around to serve his career. I’d eat his ass after he uses the bathroom. I’d sniff his armpits like a white twink snorts cocaine. I’d literally do anything for him oh my god I’m actually about to cry

is there a milf union?

Versailles, France.

I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

😢 so cute!!!!

yes yes yes! ☺️

TEARS 😭

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

and btw the seas are fully dried up

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

how would the bus driver know when to stop