my favorite thing to do is not talk
Me when my best friend spills tea
when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up
hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
SBE - stupid bitch energy
FINALLY some representativity
representativity
I am YELLING
This man knows how to sell a car
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid





