my favorite thing to do is not talk

Me when my best friend spills tea

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

1 mil notes & 2 yrs later. still happy

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

SBE - stupid bitch energy

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

I am YELLING

This man knows how to sell a car

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid