Random bullshit I like

All of my lava lamp illustrations so far. Which is your favorite?

Crossover episode

Joel in Grian's videos: Episode 10 versus Episode 13

Old ll scar art I don’t know if I posted

Playing minecraft: Exploring an Ancient city (5/?)

It was my first time looting an ancient city. It was so stressful, I was dying a lot! I panicked at every warden sound. Thankfully @noxlotl was around. She brought some wool and was my moral support for the entire trip :D

Today the radio is silent (for an obvious reason, haha)

Other videos:

(1) Cooking

(2) Caves

(3) Hanging out with people

(4) Fighting (running away)

Playing minecraft: Fighting (running away) (4/?)

I was trying to loot nether fortresses but all I did was constantly fighting with wither skeletons. As a simple adventurer I didn't have fancy armor. What an adrenaline rush :D

Other videos:

(1) Cooking

(2) Caves

(3) Hanging out with people

Playing minecraft: cooking

Playing minecraft: Swimming in the ocean (6/?)

To breed axolotls you need a lot of buckets with tropical fish. They don't stack together and you can't make a farm. So keep calm, swim around and listen some radio 🐠

Other videos:

(1) Cooking

(2) Caves

(3) Hanging out with people

(4) Fighting (running away)

(5) Exploring an Ancient city

POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

based on falseknees' comic :)

Gem: "What's wrong with Cub?" False (with zero hesitation): "Everything."

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

Assigned magic girl at birth

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

I can hear the restraint in gems voice whenever the opportunity for a shipping joke comes up. she is clawing at the walls gnawing at the bars of her cage constantly in a desperate attempt not to joke about gay sex I get her

Doodle of the best boi :D

How is this person still alive

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

first checkpoint. he's coming out great guys

hi. second checkpoint brought a bit earlier than yesterday. it's beautiful so far

(also fixed head size since i made it way bigger than it should have been in the first checkpoint. oopsies)

also by popular demand im adding a secondary poll here for more customization options. go wild

checkpoint 3! he's looking more average now. also his sword and shield are bigger

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT i was considering the tits in this one in comparison to the other two checkpoints where the upper chest was thinner than his head vs the new one being wider but here. i added underboob. have big naturals link.

checkpoint 4 patch notes:

I'll give you one last poll so we can actually have some Variety these last four days of the og poll. also I'll start editing the og post to include a link to the newest update for ease of access

checkpoint (checks reblog) 5!

you guys somehow managed to make the ears and nothing else on the first post change sizes. great job. oh and the sword

bringing you guys a smaller snack since we're nearing the end of the first poll: colors. these last two or three polls will be only a day long for my sake

are you guys happy with yourselves. he's like chocolate mint ice cream now

significant changes: sword got like 0.1% bigger. right eye is open. Eyebrows. smaller hyah but with more As to appease the crowd. fairy is way smaller. hair's a bit longer

last sunny day

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town