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metamorphosis

literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER

there are no words.

This is her favs list on goodreads btw

Luckily i stalked her youtube and can answer that for you! Yes! Even worse!

Garlic Girl

#seeing op’s url killed me immediately

@marimobones

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god

Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

[ID: An AO3 author’s note reading, “Sorry for vanishing, I did a little too much research on cults an coercive control for Damian’s arc, and then realized I was raised in a cult, and THEN I ran away to a fishing town cabin on the other side of the country and had to start learning to be a person in the real world. I also forgot how to write. But I’m learning again, so I’m back now! Have some more.” The “I” in “I was raised in a cult” is emphasized by sparking emojis, and the note is ended with heart emojis. /end ID]

Aaaand THIS is one of the many reasons why it’s not only not a bad thing to portray dark subject matter, but EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to do so!! You can learn a lot when writing, and others can learn a lot when reading! This can save lives, dudes.

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

eepy little spiders

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don't call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans

fellas you are never going to believe what happened to her

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

Never leave your tummy vulnerable to attack

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew