If drinking too much is substance abuse. Being fat is sustenance abuse.

Everything is louder when you’re trying not to wake someone.

SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

Tridents are just pitchforks of the sea.

Bonus points: The Bible describes Hell as a lake of fire and brimstone, aka, sulfur. Sulfur actually burns a bright blue. So every artistic depiction you’ve ever seen of Hell is wrong.

Actual sulfur infused volcano in Indonesia.

“Sulfur Infused” volcano.  This seems quite artisinal.

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

😂😂😂😂

The real reason they can’t sin is because they’re honestly just too cute

the russos: so cap is gonna have this awesome moment where he wields mjölnir and tony is gonna use the infinity gauntlet to save everyone because they have to close their stories as the motherfucking badasses they are

some random: what about thor?

the russos: idc he plays fornite

Avengers man 😅😂😪😢 gave me all the feels

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

Ships

Then Harry says “I can be rough if you want”

Wow I’m so dirty minded😅😂😂😂

One of my favorite animation stories is when Disney hired a group of female animators to work on Snow White and like this was a huge deal, it was Snow White, it was going to be the very first full-length American animated movie, it would go on to win a special Oscar designed just for it (they didn’t know that at the time of production, obviously, but this is how groundbreaking the movie was). And obviously this was back in the 1930s so everything was hand-drawn and hand-inked but…because they had the actual physical cels right there in front of them, they could put whatever they wanted to on the paper, I don’t know about you all, but I feel like I definitely take that for granted. You think ‘pencil, ink, paints’ and that’s it. And apparently Walt Disney had that mindset too because he was confused by the texture of the makeup on Snow White’s face and so he asked his female animators and they were just like, “Sir, we used our actual makeup” like these animators actually did Snow White’s makeup which is mind-blowing enough but then you realize that there were over 250,000 cels in Snow White and okay, sure, only a fraction of those cels actually featured a closeup of Snow but it’s still insane to think that we’re looking at somebody’s real blush here (once you see it, you can’t un-see it):

Animation, man.

Wow go women hired by Disney

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

I believe the “person” you’re looking for is Scrappy dappy doo.

“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”

We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”

Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.

Or, backing up FURTHER

and lots of people think this very likely,

“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”

The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.

To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science)  indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.

Given this evidence, and how common we now know autism actually is, the Changeling myth is almost definitely the result of people’s confusion at the development of autistic children.

Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.

I think it’s worth noting that many like me, who are diagnosed with ASD now, would probably have been seen as just a bit odd in centuries past. I’m only a little bit autistic; I can pass for neurotypical for short periods if I work really hard at it. I have a lack of talent in social situations, and I’m prone to sensory overload or you might notice me stimming.

But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.

I’m not trying to romanticise the past because I know it was hard, dirty work with a constant risk of premature death. I don’t actually want to be a 16th century farmer! What I’m saying is that disability exists in the context of the environment. Our environment isn’t making people autistic in the sense of some chemical causing brain damage. But we have created a modern environment which is hostile to autistic people in many ways, which effectively makes us more disabled. When you make people more disabled, you start to see more people struggling, failing at school because they’re overwhelmed, freaking out at the sound of electric hand dryers and so on. And suddenly it looks like there’s millions more autistic people than existed before.

“…disability exists in the context of the environment.”

Reblog for disability commentary.

That last paragraph is absolutely important.

“How come nobody ever heard of ‘dyslexia’ until widespread literacy became a thing?”

Dyslexia wasn’t herd of because almost nobody could read so nobody could tell if someone couldn’t read because of a disability such as dyslexia or because they were just uneducated

Strawberry with black chocolate chip, blackberries for her hair, blueberry ice cream just like her sky blue stare.

All this and “SHe’S jUst A FriEnD”🙃🧐😪😅🥺😭💀

That’s not  justice

reblog until ur fingers bleed

If you don’t see it, then you are blind!

you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit

you absolute pumpkin spiced buffoon 

you salted caramel bastard

You apple cider bitch

you maple chai motherfucker

You sage and brown butter bonehead

you brown sugar pecan asshole

What happens when your really hangery

shit can’t get worse

*shit gets worse*

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

How can you not love dogs I mean-

LOOK AT THIS BABY!

DOGS ARE THE BEST

I love my pupper!!!

Your dog is cute! I also have a dog but only one low quality pic since the rest is on my pc😅

Aww! Thank you! Your doggo is adorable!!

Thanks!

Dogs are a m a z i n g

Of course I love dogs. Especially pit bulls.

my soft boy!

My own great doggo

My pretty pupper

Love my boy

Luna ❤️ 2yr old purebred German Shepard 25th gen wolf blood

AU where Sabine spots Mari transforming into Ladybug. She tries talking to her about it later but Mari just denies everything and Sabine is like w.e. So over the next few akuma battles she starts seeing clips of her daughter getting hurt as she fights akumas and her anger starts piling up more and more as well as her hatred towards Hawkmoth until one day she takes it upon herself to find out who Hawkmoth is.

Because of her bakery, she has many connections and starts talking to people and snooping and she also starts finding out more and more about Tikki and stuff because she checks up on Mari at night and sees them sleeping and all that.

She finds out who he is within a month, she grabs her broomstick, and goes to Gabriel’s house and beats him tf up while also saving Nooroo and Paris. And she gets Gabriel imprisoned.

Wooooohoooooo badasss saline

Harmony Stories

A Marauder’s Plan by CatsAreCool Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen All of Medico69’s stories Blindness by AngelaStarCat (still being updated) Favorite Things by Stanrick Harry Potter and Future’s Past by DriftWood1965 (unfinished) Harry Potter and the Alternative Universe:Year 6 by Piccolo999 Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T.E. Tanglebrooke (unfinished) Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 All of Stargone1’s stories Leaving Home by jade94 Magic Online by Mrs.Insane One (still updating) Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors Out of the Shadows by fall shadow Parsel by PadfootIsMyHomeDawg (updating still) Reboot by Kallanit (still updating) The Day the Dursleys Came to Hogwarts by ordinaryguy2 (still updating) The Snitch Effect by Baron Morpheus (unfinished) What We’re Fighting For by James Spookie With You by My Side by HermiHugs (absolute favorite with The Marauder’s Plan and Harry Crown coming close) Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 I know this is a lot,most of them are unfinished or still updating,and generally overwhelming. But you’ve introduced me to so many great stories so I hope to return the favor. You can also check my fanfiction.net favorites for other stories that aren’t Harmony if you’d like. My name is Zeraus

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A big thanks for this to @zerausknight!!

This has been sitting in my account for quite sometime and I am sorry for not posting it earlier. I also would apreciate it if you could send me a link to your profile Zeraus because I can’t find it.

Harry x hermiony fanfics