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@mysharptongue

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

Updating to say all episodes are available in the us for free on the CW seed website and app

Aggressive smut thoughts

I feel like 95% of smut lately has been super dominant smut with lots of degrading and calling women “sluts” and “whores”. While this is all well and good there needs to be more variety. There are 16 year olds reading smut (they shouldn’t but they are, hell even I did) and are gonna think that this is what all sex is. That men need to be aggressive and put women down in order to feel sexual pleasure, that violence in bed is the only good type of sex (not that it isn’t good, but it only makes up like 1% of sexual experiences).

I just think smut writers need to have more different types of sex than just the scenarios where women are degraded aggressively.

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httpjeon

i usually don’t just throw my random 2 cents in but for this i will.

as a solely smut writer, i gotta say that a child’s lack of sexual education or experience isn’t my problem. i’m not on tumblr to tell kids ‘this is ideal sex!!!!’ no i’m here to share my own personal kinks, fantasies, and bullshit with other adults. adults who know fantasy from reality.

honestly policing writers isn’t it. i’m not going to cater to people my work isn’t aimed at. my shit is meant for people of age who are legally allowed to look at nsfw content as my blog is labled as. not underage people.

my goal is to write porn. i write what people could get off on. not teach kids what ideal sex and shit is all about.

Tbh porn is porn. We should be preaching healthy relationships and diversity not hiding the 13 year olds from bdsm. Preach about shit that matters please.

Everyday....

Everyday when I open tumblr I look at my notifications

After the recent porn ban, you can assume my surprise when I see blogs asking for stranger fornications

I’m very upset

I cannot support my favorite porn blogs

Yet, these porn bots are still enabled.

Please @staff fix this. I have to go to Twitter- or worse pornhub to get a good fap. I cannot stand this anylonger. Just set back the ban. Let the nsfw content creators come back and flourish in the only place that ever really allowed them such freedoms.

Only place Id ever dare put this

I’ve been dealing with the idea that I’m not important enough to make A difference in the world around me and this year I’d really like to get out of that bubble of discontent with my capabilities and try and build a social media presence. I’d like to do something because I want people to hear what I have to say.

In celebration of the year of the Killjoys I hope that I can finally make a standing in the world for myself in one way or another. Maybe I can earn some confidence in myself.

*sips tea* give me my porn if you can’t get rid of the porn bots. You don’t get to choose.

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staff

Hey Tumblr–

A couple of weeks ago we announced an update to our Community Guidelines regarding adult content, and we’ve received a lot of questions and feedback from you. First and foremost, we are sorry that this has not been an easy transition and we know we can do a better job of explaining what we’re doing. We knew this wasn’t going to be an easy task and we appreciate your patience as we work through the challenges and limitations of correctly flagging tens of billions of GIFs, videos, and photos.

Today, December 17th, our policy begins to take effect. This means that we will start hiding – not deleting – posts that contain GIFs, videos, and photos from public view that are in violation of our policy. Again, this is a complex problem, and over the coming weeks we will gradually, and carefully, flag more adult content. (Yes, we will still make mistakes, but hopefully fewer and fewer.)

More importantly, we want to clarify the things that you, as a community, have asked about the most.

Tumblr will always be a place to explore your identity. Tumblr has always been home to marginalized communities and always will be. We fully recognize Tumblr’s special obligation to these communities and are committed to ensuring that our new policy on adult content does not silence the vital conversations that take place here every day. LGBTQ+ conversations, exploration of sexuality and gender, efforts to document the lives and challenges of those in the sex worker industry, and posts with pictures, videos, and GIFs of gender-confirmation surgery are all examples of content that is not only permitted on Tumblr but actively encouraged.

We also want to reiterate some important information from our Support post:

Your content will not be deleted. If your post(s) are flagged under the new policy, they will be hidden from public view and will only be visible to you. You can appeal these flags if you feel your content was erroneously marked as adult content. Upcoming feature changes will also make appeals more manageable for those of you with multiple flagged posts. Your blog won’t be deleted if you’ve posted adult content in the past, and there is nothing you need to do if you have interacted with adult content up until now–it will just be flagged and not publicly viewable. Don’t forget too that you can download your content. It’s yours after all, and we don’t take that lightly.

What is still permitted? We’ve heard a lot of concern about what the policy does not permit, but we want to make sure that you also know what is still permitted:

Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, specifically sculptures and illustrations, is also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr. Although, photorealistic imagery or photography – images, videos, or GIFs – with real humans that include exposed genitals or female-presenting (yeah, we know you hate this term) nipples or depict sex acts is not allowed per our guidelines. 

Examples of exceptions that are still permitted but that you may need to appeal if they are misclassified are: exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery.

The automated tools will improve. Having a post mistakenly flagged as adult totally sucks; we understand and agree that there have been too many wrongfully flagged posts since we announced the policy change. With tens of billions of GIFs, videos, and photos to review and millions of new posts every day, we really need your help to get it right.

The more you help by reporting content that’s not permitted and by appealing content that you believe was flagged incorrectly, the better our automated tools will get at classifying your posts correctly. The more content these tools review, the more they will learn the difference between what’s permitted and what’s not. Most importantly, your content won’t be deleted if erroneously flagged and all appeals will be sent to a real, live human who can make the appropriate call. 

We love Tumblr and the communities that call Tumblr home. You are Tumblr. This place has always been a reflection of the voices and communities that thrive here. As you’ve always done, help us continue to shape Tumblr into the community you want it to be.

<3

Y’all at least kinda listen to us I guess. You should really just improve the privacy settings with nsfw content and have a better safe mode. But I digress.

We goin horny on main

I see TONS of arguments about art of the NFSW world and I gotta say, yes while this is true we ALLL KNOW most of us are here for smut, fanfics, porn, and aesthetic titties. Not that any of these are wrong because they are all valid and normal forms of entertainment. This are all ways people express their creativity and sexuality and there is nothing wrong with it. I mean for fucks sakes, The Harry Styles fanfic ‘After’ got turned into a fucking movie, and that bitch is gonna be the teenage equivalent of 50shades.

There’s nothing wrong with porn. Learning to accept and CONTROL NFSW content is what you need to do. I don’t want porn bots, and I don’t want nazis, and I don’t want child pornography, but if the way to get rid of them is too get rid of everything we will just continue reporting these blogs because we would like our creative erotica back please.

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my kitten says hello

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

you really need to hit play you just really do

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

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just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

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kixgbear

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

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glamhoeour

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Ugh y’all i’m sorry, but this is the one thing I won’t not reblog