Running water, sleeping frost.

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this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

Belladonna of Sadness (1973)

Saying “the McDonalds flag at Guantanamo Bay is flown at half mast in order to honor the anniversary of 9/11” out loud and then immediately dying of a stroke

Another bejeweled spider web, shimmering in the starlight like a diamond necklace…

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!

ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it

This is the Money doll sending you all enchantments of blessings and wealth!

Like/reblog for unexpected money to come your way! Like/reblog on Wednesdays for more blessings!

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

overall, this idea that sex is supposed to be a sequence that roughly follows kissing -> handjob -> blowjob -> penetration, and the subsequent idea that each of those steps is inherently more intense/intimate/pleasurable than the last.. is like literally such a nuclear heterosexual suburbs lawnmower-owner mindset.. no sex act is universally more intimate or pleasurable than any other. you can have anal sex that makes you want to die and a handjob that makes you want to propose. if one act is special and ideal to YOU, that's great, but everyone needs to quit acting like we all have identical sexualities

Weapon fairy no 1:

Longwing, rosemary, naginata

we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable