morphenominal!

@myrtlewilson / myrtlewilson.tumblr.com

Resident Evil, MASH, FF, COD
27 | ENTJ | they
don’t say g*psy
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Anonymous asked:

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

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you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

across the spider verse was so FUCKING good

no spoilers but there absolutely was something going on between Peter B and Miguel and the fact AO3 has nothing to say about it is 😤😤

mf gotta do everything myself around here huh

across the spider verse was so FUCKING good

no spoilers but there absolutely was something going on between Peter B and Miguel and the fact AO3 has nothing to say about it is 😤😤

across the spider verse was so FUCKING good

What's weird is I'm usually a horribly awkward person in 1to1 conversations, buthe moment I get any sort of stage or crowd attention I'm in my element. And then the moment I get off the stage I sit in a room and read for 16 hours.

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Town Crier Behaivor

You hate me for my news of the goings on in the neighboring dutchies and dales.

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself