idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.
Hey @evilwizard, is this the guy who crashed your birthday party last year?
@thegnomishbastard finally found you motherfucker
your opponent is the most selected option. please don't spoil anything in the tags
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
I don't but im fascinated by this guy's (limited) understanding of the world
This sounds like a shitpost, but here's the link to the Gothamist article, with video!
