This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

reblog before december 17th

But they’re not female presenting

It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

Underrated post

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

gapple fcrumble………

flight attendants were right all along….

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first

we all died in 2012 this is hell

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

A late entry for best costume. (via afterthesunsets)

is this for real if so what the fuck

this is my favourite visual cartoon joke