i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie
*sext* I'd take care of you when you're not feeling well and I'd gently run my fingers through your hair while you sleep soundly on my chest
genuinely cannot express how funny daredevil is. matt defends people for high level felonies and then goes out and commits those same felonies and gets mad at frank for committing a different set of felonies. he goes to church and is like “father i committed a felony. i’m sorry :( i am gonna do it again tho :/” and the priest SHOULD be like “what the fuck. you know that’s a crime right. and your voice isn’t unrecognizable. it’s the middle of the day and this is a small church. matt get back here. matt. matt.” except that doesn’t happen and the priest just asks if he wants coffee. it’s hilarious.
“aww! my comfort character is so soft!”
the comfort character in question:
ok since twitter is dying i’m coming back on here and posting about kastle cause i miss them 🫶
Getting obsessed with a new fictional freak like "I'm diversifying my Blorbfolio"
"are you ok?"
no i want matthew murdock to cuddle with me and kiss me on the forehead and tell me that everything's going to be fine. I need him like i need oxygen to breathe.
Shout out to people who are chronically ill but don't know how, people who can't afford a diagnosis, people who have spent years trying to figure what's wrong and run into dead ends at every turn, people who are self-diagnosed with a chronic illness that runs in their family, and people who can't afford medications or treatment.
[lies down on my stomach, kicks feet and sighs dreamily]: he has committed so many atrocities
the devil works fast but wikipedia editors work faster
i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck
By a fictional character 👀
moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later i’d simply haul ass and meet him. you’re right babe it IS friday that’s on me.
i don't suffer from i could fix him disease because i like my men evil