need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac
is this normal
anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away
8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525
i have not addressed this before, but i feel it necessary to finally speak my truth: i hate all of you for constantly subjecting me to pictures of Robert Downey Jr., even as a "joke"
thepowergame-deactivated2015091
the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down
jessiphia
Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind
going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms
it's always the fucking symptoms
ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.
"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭
"Geralt should be played by a horse" is the hot take of the day.
You’ve been posting some interesting stuff about cooperatives etc recently and I was wondering where you stand politically?
Where I stand politically? Well that’s simple. I support good things and I don’t like bad things. Hope that helps :)
Among us babies are adopted by one direction
One direction have just launched Among us babies imto the sun for charity
Among us babies are adopted by the sun
posting a screenshot of a post in your drafts is different than posting it naked. it adds a layer of protection. you would understand this if you were a highly skilled blogger
my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken
oh mein gott i vant him so bad
something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke
for example
