I'm never recovering from the line "jamie tartt is a muppet, and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch" like WOW, WHAT A LINE??? the delivery? Perfect, the setting? Perfect, the uniqueness? Iconic.
Insult of the century, you want to fuck him so bad it makes you look stupid
Jamie curled up in his mum’s lap on the sofa, whining his hair isn’t blond, “it’s fucking walnut mist, mate” in the sulkiest voice known to man, while Roy looks on like he can’t believe this is real. It fuels me
the difference in Jamie's posture and demeanor with James from The Hope -> Man City....like he's still so afraid of him ("fucking terrifying") but he's standing up straight and looking James in the eye and asserting himself and it's sooooo far from where he was a year prior. He is actually so so so brave I can't imagine what this took
i actually think it's infinitely funnier that instead of roykeeley breaking up and roy learning how to have a healthy non suffocating relationship the writers had him and jamie tartt develop an obsessive codependent relationship. they deserve each other.
roy and jamie are the same. they're childish and stubborn and so desperate to be the best. they both crave attention, jamie is just much clearer about it. they hate each other because they only see the worst parts of themselves in the other. they grow at the same pace, they become better together. they're so insane.
love languages
But one is a stranger, a woman she notices while she sits on a bench, gathering herself. It’s a type of woman she has never seen before, because there are no old women in Barbieland. When Barbie looks at her, she finds her beautiful and tells her so. The woman already knows. Suddenly Barbie, the fraught aspirational figure, has beheld someone she might aspire to be, and it is a radiantly content nonagenarian, reading a newspaper on a Los Angeles bench, who knows what she’s worth.
“The idea of a loving God who’s a mother, a grandmother — who looks at you and says, ‘Honey, you’re doing OK’ — is something I feel like I need and I wanted to give to other people,” Gerwig says. When it was suggested that this scene, which Gerwig calls a “transaction of grace,” might be cut for time, she remembers thinking: “If I cut that scene, I don’t know why I’m making this movie. If I don’t have that scene, I don’t know what it is or what I’ve done.”
Plz help me, my roy/jamie brainrot is fading, i need it to reactivate so I can finish my fic. Tell me something unhinged!
Hey.... don't cry..... Roy Kent always remains. <3 Jamie has been obsessed with Roy his entire life. Roy's grumpy face was the first thing he saw every morning and the last thing he saw every night for like 15 years. Also never forget when Roy started dating a literal supermodel famous worldwide for being so sexy and beautiful and was unable to think about anything except Jamie EVERY time he looked at her. They're not well!!!
jamie tartt confirmed hoodie drawstring chewer. but when he and roy start a relationship he sits on roy’s lap and gnaws on roy’s hoodie strings. the aglets have bitemarks left on them ❤️ feral bf souvenir
fanfiction is like. here's a piece of my soul! here's the parts of me i didn't know what else to do with! i wrapped them up in something i love in an attempt to understand my own feelings and morals and maybe the whole world. hope you like it.
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators (i do not care if you're a fan of marvel. you shouldn't be, but it should be irrelevant either way)
i love that roy is very often given the "just some guy" treatment by the fandom like he wasn't a star player for years and like he didn't get into crazy shit at the height of his career
He did CRAZY shit and also I think we as a fandom don't do enough with the fact that Roy is famous famous like, former’s Nation's Favourite famous. He's someone's mum's crush (many someones). Many tear-jerking editorials were published on his retirement. SkySports aired a special segment when he turned 40. The fact that his girlfriend stole his rolex for drug money is public knowledge which speaks volumes as to 1) how messy that breakup was and 2) what circles he ran with.
Give this man the insane past he deserves
Pre redemption Jamie tartt was the funniest bitch alive and I’m tired of pretending he’s not. “Roy, if you’re gonna go to the shower, you should take your sweater off first, pal” is objectively hilarious. “Babe, it’s 2020, women can do anything” in response to keeley not wanting to bid on him? Feminist king. Some welsh newspaper asked him for a quote about a teammate he hangs out with on the reg and he pulled the phrase “jaundiced worm” out of thin air. He hit on bumbercatchs mom (in front of his dad!), probably only because his own stone cold milf was safely in Manchester and it couldn’t be reciprocated. Roy scolds ted about wanting to know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough and he just slides in there with “uh…they are not.” A Comedian^(TM)
1) why did Keeley schedule Jamie's waxing appointment 2) why did she schedule it in the middle of his workday so that he'd have to announce to all of his coaches and teammates that she was taking him to get waxed 3) why did she have to come get him and take him to the appointment when he could literally just go 4) why does she make him take his shirt off every time he scores a goal 5) why did she call him "sweetheart" like that
Thinking about how the stepsisters called her Cinderella and the name just stuck shdgdhdjdk. Imagine a princess called Filthina or Miss Nasty
