if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
you:
me:
My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours
That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday
never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday
so my roommate pranked me today:
but i got her back:
fun fact: I told her there were 29
but there were only 25
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
the floor is a shelf for everything
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation
Working fast food is allllllll drama, Been fighting with a bunch of co workers lately
I cried today because of a certain co worker, not cause I was sad though. It was tears of anger because I cant go the fuck off



