Holy shit get a load of this thing
Fucking incredible
Anonymous asked:
do you think it'll all be okay?
yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime
i need an asexual carpenter boyf who has no idea what the fuck i’m talking about but will make me a rocking chair with love in his heart
tomjoneslocker-deactivated20150
[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,
lift that man off the ground
mothmaan
CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!
So poor people don’t deserve to have money?!
THEY’LL JUST WASTE IT ON SURVIVAL!
Also, if you’ve taken more than a high school economics course taught by someone who has never stepped foot in a college economics class,
Giving $500 to poor people multiplies it REALLY FAST. That $500 immediately goes into the economy and ripples more purchases until it hits a rich pocket.
Giving $500 to a billionaire takes $500 out of the economy permenantly. You could have set it on fire and made no difference.
That is such an important part of the conversation that rich people seem to purposefully misunderstand whenever it’s brought up
Money exists to be spent, not hoarded. Yes, people should have saving, but no one should be sitting on a pile of money too big to spend in a single lifetime. “The economy” as a concept only works if people are spending money, and the people hoarding the money are so quick to blame the people who barely have any when the economy starts to fail
Having a big string of numbers in an offshore account doesnt make you an economic genius, it makes you a parasite that is ruining the economy for everyone else
Unmute !
The audio is ‘non je ne regrette rien’ and there is simply no way to transcribe how well these misheard lyrics work
Credit source: Bec Hill on youtube
The French language is a joke to you people, n’est-ce pas?
just sayin'
This should be taught in school.
were-ralph
Does anyone have the "per my last email" post
This one?
were-ralph
No the one with like ascii art but this is also good
is it this one?
were-ralph
YES
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
Alright poll time (First time doin one of these lets goooo)
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
To wit:
I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.
In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:
“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.
“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”
Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.
Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.
And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.
Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.
If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”
Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.
I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.
And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.
Like. Probably don’t do that then?
Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there's a huge range of options in between "forbidden" and "compulsory."
Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.
From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.
kupou-deactivated20170806
life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you
haircuts matching face shapes is a lie it's not real. it's made up
"i can't have short hair it won't look good with my face shape :(" yes you can and yes it will. that's not real
No one has ever told a man that short hair 'wouldn't fit his face' and no one has ever told a woman that long hair wouldn't fit her face. It's a made up construct. Cut you hair. Grow it out. Dye it rainbow and shave it off the next day.
