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James is the best pokemon trainer ever. Always always always asks if the pokemon wants to be on his team

Bless his soul

She did the right thing

super important!

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL AND AMAZING I’M TT-TT

Ok this is the best one.

She persisted.

Disneyland is pretty lit

OMG

#i have seen the promised land

Millenials: We’re all broke, socially anxious, have poor physical fitness, suffering from depression and lack any motivation for life.

Nintendo: We got this.

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

if this ain’t me

[scattered talking & crowds in the background]

Mom: [offscreen] –what?

Kid: [sobbing] She’s so cute… ! 

Mom: “She’s so cute”?

Kid: [chews gum, whines quietly]

Mom: The chihuahua likes you, baby. Maybe mommy will get you a dog, ok?

Kid: [cries louder]

Second kid: [offscreen] I wanna dog!

[jumpcut]

Kid: [still crying]

Mom: What’s wrong, son? What’s wrong?

Kid: [through tears] She’s just beautiful.

Mom: “She’s just beautiful”?

If you needed open-heart surgery and had to pick between a doctor with a malpractice suit filed against them or the manager of a Wendy’s, which person would you choose to perform that surgery?

This is the American election in a nutshell.

Couldn’t get to sleep so I took a walk to the park at 3AM. All the Pokestops had lures and it was totally full of 20/30-somethings wandering around, pacing back and forth, adjusting their position, and talking about Pokemon.