“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York Just thawed out Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up Loki sucks And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me Don’t pay him any attention I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky Romanov the spy And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by I’m on stand by Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world Justice has been served Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done In the void, you’ll be alone And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

Marry me.

What do I have to do to get someone to record this?

SLAY QWEEN

Asexual awareness

Hey everyone, 

One of my friends can use some of your help and positivity. She is asexual, and is dealing with some low self-esteem. She doesn’t know anyone else that is asexual, and even though I try to support her as much as I can, I am not ace like her. Now I know how much meeting bi people helped me accept myself as bisexual, so I would want to same for her. I have made a document (you can find it here) and it would be lovely if you could take a minute to write something down - literally anything - that supports her. Anything that can show her that she is not alone and that we support her, believe her, and accept her for the lovely person she is. If you don’t feel comfortable writing something, please share this so others can share if they want to. Thank you so so much, this will mean so much to me and my friend! 

Filmography: Chris Evans Not Another Teen Movie (2001), Fantastic Four (2005), Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007), Push (2009), The Losers (2010), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), Whats Your Number? (2011), The Avengers (2012), Snowpiercer (2013), Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014), Before We Go (2014), Playing It Cool (2014), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Captain America: Civil War (2016), Gifted (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

You’re forgetting the best one

How could you forget The Iceman? Creepy Chris was awesome.