My Life as Lo Ho

when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like “remember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))”

when it’s already on the easiest difficulty

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

It was really pretty much impossible to tell where this post was going at first

rip polly pocket paddle boat

‘That’s a mood’

This is better than interstellar

me walking into a room

Remember when Stephen Hawking was more worried about inequality under capitalism than artificial intelligence in a Reddit AMA and people started telling him to read an economics 101 book? Wild. Anyways rip Steve

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

Ya homie

Blue is sister 😇

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

It’s free realestate

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time

Me hosting a party: *plays every song from The Cheetah Girls movies*

Someone: Is he really playing The Cheetah Girls right now?

Me:

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest