If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

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Do you ever read a fanfic or see fanart and you’re all like “these characters are all fictional and you’re entitled to your feelings and interpretations of them”, but at the same time you’re just like “Oh my god, this is the shittiest take on X character that I’ve seen and I’m almost offended by how wrong your portrayal is. Either you’re projecting big time or you’ve misunderstood them entirely.”

OUR BOI IS GONNA SAVE THE WORLD

FUCK YESSS 💕 💕 💕

Kristen Stewart as Sabina Wilson in Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks

I feel gayer 🤨😙

When people ask me what my favorite song is im just like??? can you be more specific??? favorite right now??? most listened to??? top 10??? what i listen to at different times??? what i listen to when im sad?? when im happy??? be more specific goddammit 

Just a reminder, most of us dont have our shit together thank you ☺️

Ah, the good ol’ days.

Based on this post

They look like an old married couple idc fight me 💕

Same remus same 🤣

Based on the amazing @maraudersarea ‘s post!!!!!!!!!

💕.

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

Honestly tho lol 😂

The U.S. in a gif series.

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

Its ridiculous how true this is 😂

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

E

Roommates

Remus was paid under the table by ministry of magic’s greatest auror Madeye Moody. Remus was better than many greatest aurors, he had quick reflexes and sharp wits at battle. The pair Madeye with his mad eye and Remus with his speed and sensitivity to smell were unbeatable duo. He went out to a battle while Sirius was waiting for him at home. Sirius being Black was needed to show his face in public as a ally of the ministry. He was home late, and still was waiting for Remus. It was early in the morning when Remus came home to Sirius sleeping in the couch half way of cutting paper clips. Remus was very weak with fighting, travelling and especially with full moon round the corner. He had hot shower and finished leftovers. His blonde hair now almost brown with water dripping off his edges on his back now completely cold. He picked all the papers, and put it aside. Sirius half opened his eyes, and gave Remus a smile that warmed up Remus immensely… very fast. Sirius sat up and hugged standing Remus.

“You are late.” Hummed Sirius.

“Let’s go to bed Paddy.” Said Remus bending and taking a long breathe in filling with Sirius odor. He was home. They snuggled cherishing each moment as last. Remus finally broke off the hug and nudged to the bed room.

Despite being tired Remus was awake, his hand playing with Sirius hair and looking at roof reflecting the sky outside. Sirius too was awake lying on Remus’s chest feeling the uneven scared tissue. Then Sirius froze, his eyes staring at nothing. The sleepy happy comfort zone was gone from his face. He was consumed by fear that there might be a day when Remus wouldn’t come home. There could be time when he could no longer hold Remus. There could be a day when he will be all alone. His eyes were filled with tears. He then shiftes his weight to his fore arm and looked at Remus. Remus moved his eyes from roof to Sirius still managing playing with Sirius hair. “ What is it Padfoot?”

“By how much did you miss the curse moony?” Sirius didn’t want to know, but he has to know.

“I’m here Padfoot. I’m home. Come on let’s sleep.”

“Moony! How many times was curse about to hit you?”, This time Sirius was in mood that can be compared to a black fire, so fierce, so hot that it could burn down anything but it’s doesn’t give light. It was almost dementor like praying on it’s own fear. With the intensity Sirius projected, Remus understood there was no hiding, he knew that Sirius somehow knew, “Four times, nearest one went past between my right ear and shoulder.”

Hell broke loose in Sirius mind. Remus could have died four times. It was a miracle that Sirius was holding him, that he was able to feel the warmth of him, his touch, his existence, his love. Everything he loved could have been collapsed. All these thoughts pushed Sirius into a panic attack. Remus understood what Sirius was thinking, he would have thought same if it was Sirius who escaped death curse. By four times. He held Sirius who was breathing fast against his chest wispering that he was home, he was alive. It was after two hours that Sirius calmed down. Both of them are facing each other , Sirus tracing scars on Remus face, his jaw line, ear with his head on Remus’s arm while Remus was holding Sirius close by waist with his other arm.

“Moony…”

“umm…”

“Moony…!”

“Yes Sirius.”

“Lils invited us over for dinner tomor- today. And to be early for lunch as well.” Remus finally laughed with a little chuckle and pulled Sirius into a hug. “Let’s do that Padfoot, let’s do that.”

Sirius broke the hug and started kissing Remus ever so slowly and lightly as if he was something fragile, physically. Remus responded to the kiss, just feeling the lips of Sirius’s over his which once made his heart run like a free warewolf now put him to sleep.

Sirius smiled seeing that Moony fell asleep while kissing and made a mental note to taunt him later over this. Sirius finally slept close to Remus not before deciding that he needs to spend time with Remus, because you never know.