I wish people would message me and politely tell me if I make a mistake with my translations, rather than reblog it and say what a terrible job I’ve done.
Things like this make me want to not post my doodles.
I AM NOT GERMAN. I DO MAKE MISTAKES. It’s much nicer if you let me know privately and nicely.
"Sweetie, take your clothes off" "Are the kids already asleep?" "No, but I still have room in the washing machine.."
How will I sleep
At work
During a film
While driving
Night, when I laying in my bed
My doctor says I should eat more fish. 🐡🐠🐟
You are out of eggs? Nooo, we hid them
A good person is someone who does good, even if no one is watching.
Wow, why is our electric bill suddenly so high? Alexa, turn on all the lights... Alexa, turn the TV on.... Alexa, heater to 30° C (86°F)... Alexa, preheat the oven to 180° C (350°F).. Alexa, play Chill-out Music...
This light appeared in my car; I've already made 3 wishes- I'm already so excited!!
literally: Blow cake!
No chance! Nothing doing! (It didn't work.)
Not a bit of it! (It is not the case. It didn't happen.)
