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Freakin' out

@mykuronekome

Call me Pi | 22 |

Bombing

YandereAU

TW: Kidnapping, love-bombing, choking, threats, not too bad but y'know, Sukuna stuff

Hearing the door creak open, you pick your head up from your knees and watch in disdain as your captor steps into the room, shirtless as usual. You glare at him to mask your fear as you anxiously await his words. His piercing red eyes wander from you to the deformed creature standing silently across the room.

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Laswell: You’d think the CAPTAIN of 141 wouldn’t try to sneak out during a very important SAS meetings
Price: Kate, those things make me want to go back in time to my private days
Laswell, rolling her eyes: Where do you even go when you sneak out?
Price: Secret place. Mind your business
Nik: He comes with me to the bar :)
Price: *glares*
Laswell: That makes sense. Remember to take me with you next time

So I recently watched that scene from Venom: Let there be Carnage where Carnage breaks out of the prison and I gotta say, they had to know what they were doing there right? I mean come on, you cannot make something that horny by accident...

Those hands... That mouth... THAT TONGUE... THOSE TENTACLES?

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Soap, high: Isn’t water just wet air?
Gaz, sober: What the fuck made you think of that?
Soap: Oxygen
Gaz, calling Ghost: Come get your man before I throw him away for you

Geralt: "No, wait, you deserve for this to be done the right way–"

Jaskier: "Fuck 'the right way.' Either kiss me like you mean it or don't."

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Alejandro: I noticed that Ghost wears rubber gloves while doing the dishes
Gaz: One time Ghost touched soggy food while doing the dishes and flung the plate he was holding into the ceiling as a response. Now he has to wear rubber gloves
Alejandro: Uh- What about when he does the laundry
Soap: And sometimes, not always, the texture of the clothes in the laundry bother him and he takes several breaks in order to get through it. Now he wears rubber gloves
Rudy: Wow, even when he has problems with doing chores, Ghost still finds a way to do them. What’s your excuse?
Alejandro:
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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

Mountnain Dew

My guy is out here opening his fourth eye and aligning the crown chakra’s crown chakra.

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃!

✧.*No warnings, just tooth-rotting fluff! <3

༊*·˚ Your husband is obsessed with your shiny new wedding ring. <3

˗ˏˋFeaturing ´ˎ˗ IWAIZUMI, Hinata, ATSUMU, Daichi, Kuroo, BOKUTO, Akaashi, Semi, ARAN, GOJO, YUUJI, Nanami, Kaveh, Alhaitham, KAEYA, Diluc, Thoma, Zhongli, CHILDE, ASTA, Fuegoleon,

He's obsessed with it, he thinks. Positively enamored with the shimmering wedding band that wrapped itself around your dainty ring finger.

Every time he catches a glimpse of the expensive diamond on your hand his stomach erupts in a fit of butterflies. It reminds him that you're his, his to keep, to love, to hold, to kiss.

"What are you staring at over there pretty boy?"

Your giggly voice free's him from his trance and he looks up at you from his place on the couch, you standing in front of him. He can't help the smile that creeps onto his face, mirroring your own. He reaches for your left hand, cupping it in his larger one.

You stare in amusement as his plush lips press a gentle kiss to the gem that decorated your finger.

"Staring at you baby, you look so good with this ring on."

You smile at him fondly, heart warmed by the soft look on his face. You reach out to him with your free hand, cupping his face in your palm.

He looks up, meeting your eyes. You lean in, carefully pressing your lips against his own. His big arms wrap around your torso, pulling you flush against him as he returns the gentle kiss.

The two of you sit there, holding each other as you bask in the afterglow of your shared love. It seems as though time stops for the two of you when his hand wraps around your own, his thumb fiddling with the ring.

Yeah, he is obsessed, but that's okay, he thinks.

This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

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god im trying so hard to decipher that last addition and im coming up empty

what’s not clicking

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Bakugou, who is deaf on one side of his ear always sleeps on that side, so his good ear is facing upwards so he can hear and be alarmed if something is up. He either sleeps on his back or on the side where he can't hear with his good ear free. The only times he sleeps with his deaf ear facing up is with the people he trusts and feels safe. That shows his vulnerable side.

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Graves: *takes over Alejandro’s base*
Graves: There we are, I’m much more comfortable now
Alejandro: Well I’m less comfortable!
Graves: I don’t care :)
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Ghost after bailing on asking Soap out: Can’t win them all
Gaz: Or any of them
Ghost: What?
Gaz, innocently: What?

Hey you. Yes you. Those imperfections you have? Those scars/marks/bumps/stretch marks/hell any insecurity you have, they're perfect. They're what make you, you. Be proud of yourself.