everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

my allergies could neva, but this is beautiful 🤍

I feel like if you were wandering through here, and you heard a flute, you should turn and go back the way you came.  Because that is probably the fairies trying to trap you.

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

his wife has stocked his ponds with fish;

To keep it real i fuck him on the shore

Lmao

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

It begins

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

Stemptembner now

Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god

agree to pay your workers fairly and the strikes will end, it’s that easy you greedy shits!

More and more I am thinking that the reason the studios are refusing to budge is because any deal other than the workers unconditional surrender would require the studios to make streaming numbers public so workers know what fair pay is, and companies have been lying about streaming numbers so much that making the real numbers public could result in lawsuits and possible criminal charges from the investors they've defrauded.

There has been an outpouring of public support for unions the past few years I don't think the execs would refuse to even make a counter offer unless there was more going on.

At the very least, I think that honest streaming numbers could lead to a collapse of the bubble.

You can not convince me the dark crystal age of resistance, which Netflix still has as options for user profiles and still has on their catalog to this day, does have the numbers to back it up and is surviving on the CEOs charity and grace.

obsessed with this silly tiger

Tigers don't have object permanence, huh.

Please, for all that is good, unmute

I thought the duck peeked at him from behind him but it was his tail.

"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."

National Geographic

October 1972

ph. Robert W. Madden

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

@knightoflodis

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

he fell victim to the fuckor

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

make up wearers are like no man im not addicted i just n

need to do my 30 minute routine before i leave the house every day no yeah i know we're just going to the grocery store and we'll be in and out dont be crazy im not going to do a full face i can live without it at the grocery store for 10 minutes just let me get my concealer i just gotta put on my concealer

Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner

I almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers, but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize. It was like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner.

I started thinking about that one post about how from dogs POV humans are beings that live like 500+ years (because I was petting my dog and I was looking at her like “thirty thousand years of cooperation have led to this. our species have spent 30k years building up to the point where you, child of wolf, descendant of noble hunters and wild things,  would come all the way out of the office and come sit with me in the hopes of letting a souped up monkey rub its paws on you”)

and then I thought about what it must have been like for the first humans to let a fucking wolf, maybe only a few generations from the wild, behold their infant child. Like man can u believe that? Maybe this alliance is only a few years old and sure you’ve seen the wolf’s kids but now you’ve got one of your own. And even though you’ve seen this wolf tear out the throats of creatures that could kill you, this wolf is your family. This wolf is your friend, you love them and they love you and you gotta show ‘em the new kid, look, friend, I had a child. I know you are wild and dangerous, but look at this, my most precious thing, sniff him, give him a lil lick, his children and your children will be bound together for thirty thousand fucking years because I love you

There’s a set of  preserved footprints from 30k years ago that is a young child and a wolf standing side by side can you fucking imagine? Maybe the kid’s mom was like “hey go get some water from the stream, but take the wolf with you. I trust him, he will protect you.”

SANDRA OH attending the Toronto International Film Festival (September 2000)

image found while on google images ©

ok but it turns out breakdancing jesus is like… a whole genre???

get it JC

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

So weird that there's a biblical angel who looks just like a water cooler

you fool. that's god.