another ordinary day in central city.
Hahahaha seriously what the fuck is Grant doing.
Someone has seen zoolander one to many times…
precious cinnamon roll child in its natural environment.
Matthew is 22 years old, teaches karate to little kids
puts ketchup on his eggs
and Matthew has stage II colon cancer. He’s currently on Chemotherapy and needs your help. Matthew just completed his first round of chemotherapy and the symptoms are starting to arise. loss of hair, weightloss and bruises on his skin. As a friend it’s very hard to watch someone who could kick literal butt go through this.
I can’t even imagine how hard it is on him. Matthew is struggling, he’s already $30,000 in debt and this is his first treatment with at least 5 more to go. To make things worse Matthew isn’t getting any support from his family. Matthew recently came out to them and he’s been disowned by his family and church, just for being who he is. Kicked to the curb and relying on friends for a place to sleep, and now it could also kill him, without the financial support he needs he can’t afford the treatments necessary to save his life. Insurance only pays for so much and experimental treatments aren’t covered. My name is Adam, and I love Matthew.
He’s homeless and now not getting the treatment he needs because of me. Matt came out to his family and he did it for me and now he’s living from couch to couch while working three jobs all to pay for medical treatment he needs. His dad told him he has cancer because of his lifestyle and it’s God’s punishment. I think Matt believes him. Matt strips at night and makes good money doing this but It’s hard on his body and he gets weak easily now. He can’t teach Karate anymore as the chemo has made his cartilage weak, he has a dislocated rib now.
He needs your help, I need your help. I can’t live without him and he’s too good for all this bad to happen to him.
Please, please, share this, donate what you can, anything and every little thing you can do helps. Every penny will go to treatment and anything left over will go to cancer research if we reach our goal. Were expecting another $60-80,000 in medical treatment. Any left over proceeds will be donated to The Children’s Cancer Research Fund. http://www.childrenscancer.org/
Please, no amount is too small, a few cents can make a difference.
Thank you, Please like share and donate here.
Guys, $136 in the first hour, you’re all amazing. I’m crying right now.
Guys, please donate if you can. I am but a smol child.
What is your all-time favorite chart?
This one still gets me.
Casual reminder that Minions actively seek out the most evil being on the planet to serve.
buzzfeed has no chill lmao
Oh I’m an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”
I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
This is savage and genius
“Prison Break” in 2005
my heart
IVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE FIRST PANEL BUT FUCK IT GETS BETTER.
Are you Nevel Papperman from iCarly? omg
Yea are you jealous?
LMAO DOES HE ACTUALLY HAVE A TUMBLR
headcanon: Sirius didn’t go to Azkaban oh god how am I going to live with it
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
and then
….Miss USA.
we had to be a fucking transformer
ive never been more proud to be an american tbh
Omg
can someone photoshop donald trump’s face on dolores umbridge
Here you are: Trumbridge.
THANK YOU
I have no idea why, but I wanted to make my own Donores Thumbridge
OH. MY. VIRAL. GOD.
OH M GDSIJGOSDJIGdsJg dsfjdisf THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS THIS IS NOWHERE EVEN IN THE BALL PARK OF WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. NOT EVEN NEAR THE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM—NO, GALAZYYYAFSYh OF WAT YOU THINK IT IS
CLICK THE LINKK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE LINK
click thE FUCKING LINK
I DIED
This is definitely my favorite one.
oh this is wonderful
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned
Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20
Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke
Harry Potter and the Deathly Doobie
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