Bad Bitches Can Cry

It’s scabbing and so it itches A LOT and I’m struggling a lot to not touch it... but it’s beautiful and perfect and everything I wanted.

Disclaimer: if you say a single word about ancient curses, I will rip your head off for your very Christian and Eurocentric approach toward ancient non-Western cultures. If you want to know more about my tattoo, the woman who had it close to two millennia before me, or my own reasons for the tattoo, I’m happy to answer those questions. If you tell me I’m cursed because you think everything ancient holds some magical and malevolent power, I will actually destroy you.

Dermatologists hate her! Achieve the complexion of a 1500 year old mummy with this one weird trick!

If the WHOLE COUNTRY'S economy cannot work without the labor that UPS workers provide, than their labor is worth their demands and more.

No other conclusion can be rationally made from this information.

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

a little a Ragnarök, as a treat ☀️🐺

You can get this design on shirts and mugs and whatnot here!

Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

i feel that it’s important to note that the guy with him NEVER at any point realizes that they’re in a gay bar/club

we need to find a way to shutup tiktok skincare girlies

Throwing an apple from an offshore oilrig

food chain speedrun

getting targeted content where there’s a video like “tfw you’re 24 and trying to hide your forehead wrinkles at the bar 😩” with a response video of a woman going “omg don’t worry here’s a skincare routine and don’t be afraid to ask your dermatologist about botox”

instead of the only valid response which is “you are twenty fucking four you don’t fucking have forehead wrinkles in the first place and even if you did visible signs of aging are not the devil and it’s legitimately unfortunate that you’re wasting your time and losing your peace stressing about imaginary flaws that the beauty industry made up to make people as insecure as possible. the passage of time is inevitable, physical aging is natural, and if you don’t accept that sooner rather than later you’re going to hate yourself when you start showing real signs of aging, which you will, because the passage of time is inevitable” like I’m not blaming anyone for HAVING these insecurities they are constantly perpetuated in our society but I have zero patience for influencers who build their brand by validating the insecurities of fuckign 24yo women so that they can get those views and sponsors or whatever. you are a vulture and a menace

I have no idea what this means but I definitely agree

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okay but can AI do THIS? *backflips off my chair and lands directly on my neck, dying instantly*

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

My favorite genre of pictures that i just discovered is baseball players in middle of doing their silly little high kicks to launch the ball at bastardly speeds

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

comiccon next week