My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.
When you smashing from the back and all you hear is cheeks clapping and “don’t stop”

Earth is an oasis in the desert of space
Iron Man is a Fe Male.
when u find out someone in ur squad is a year older than u
If you can hack your way into a University computer system and give yourself a fake degree in Computer Science, it should count.
excuse me….
fuck you youtube
Koko the penguin is ready for Halloween.
Instead of automatically correcting your words, phones should leave that little red line under the misspelled like Word or Google Docs where you can tap it and it will give you options for a correct spelling.
#2, Brute?
I made the ugliest noise.
“In case of contact with eyes” warning labels will probably be hardest to read when I most need them
I cannot find any porn of myself, no matter how hard I look. Due to Rule 34, I have come to the conclusion I don’t exist.
Lu Cong - Michelle Irene II [2009] by Gandalf Via Flickr: Lu Cong is a contemporary American portrait artist. He was born in Shanghai, in February 1978. He is regarded by many as one of the most distinctive young artists to recently emerge from the American West. Lu Cong paintings centre around the faces of his carefully chosen subjects. His style pays homage to 18th Century Romantics, yet it is unmistakably conceived in and relevant to the contemporary era. His portraits do not simply capture the physical and emotional state of the subject, rather they beckon to establish the complicated psychological interactions that ensue when one comes face to face with the sensual, the inexplicable, and the unsettling.
See: lucong.tumblr.com/
[Gallery 1261, Denver - Oil painting, 61 × 61 cm]
I’ve never related to an animal more
@amyleemcg lmaoo
I’m really glad you associated this with me
Man. 8am me is really going to hate 4am me


