dean is so annoying i truly think he gave cas the mixtape because he has an embarrassing crush but he was only able to do it because cas isn’t popped culture savvy enough to know that’s something you do for a crush. he’d manipulate himself into thinking it’s cas’ fault for not getting it tho like ‘well i TRIED to tell you how i felt’ darling no you didn’t

“I gave you a mixtape! It was romantic!”

“Well excuse me, but I wasn’t aware that gesture had such implications!”

“I know! That’s the only reason I did it!”

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

u dont like bnnuy ? 🐇? hop hop?

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

is this you

yes

run

I SURE FUCKING MISREAD THIS LINE

Leon S. Kennedy, the silent protector in Resident Evil

So nice of the monsters to wait during puzzle time...

puma ad was lying estinien would never have chicken legs 

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

Happy 10 year anniversary of the Mishapocalypse. how are we all feeling about this? 2013 tumblr was a silly funny time! 🤡 🤡 🤡

also! an old and gentle one from a couple months ago! 💕🖐

@spaceshipsandpurpledrank 💖

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

touch starved but for physical violence