I cannot tickety boo under these conditions
goodnight to people who wear kohl/eyeliner which is always a lil smudged, people who wear rings, girls with big boobs, men with droopy eyelids, people with aquiline noses, people who had an argument with their mothers today, eldest siblings, megan thee stallion, people who think they are unlovable (you’re not), lactose intolerant lesbians, brown girls who wear jhumkas, people who pee thrice every hour, enbies in love with their best friends, people with pet cats <3
holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror
you must let yourself love and be loved
Title: Œdipe
Artist: Georges Rochegrosse
Date: 1859 - 1938
Style: Art Nouveau
Genre: Literary Painting
When your friend starts getting into a series you already know
every one of you following me right now I hope there is an evil inside of you. I hope there is a darkness that resonates with me.
yes
Why would you hide that in the notes
I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.
I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.
"Here at Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won't ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn't know what an Elon Musk is and won't fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those "smart" electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It's sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don't have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps."
Trying to get over my fear of backgrounds
if there’s one thing about me it’s that i love trinkets. give me a rock? i’ll keep it forever. little charm? i’m wearing it every day
musings on the sun
christina perneta, noor hindi, vincent van gogh, jeanette winterson, zinaida vysota docenko, anne sexton, olga kos, khalil gibran
The secrets scientists don’t want you to know about:
- Their caffeine consumption habits
- How many showers were skipped
- That they are actually fake scientists unlike their brilliant colleagues
im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]