If I ever find myself seated next to zac Efron on the plane

I’ll just be quiet till we take off

Then i’ll lean over and whisper

“We’re soarin’ flyin..”

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Kinda ugly but still cute though

Thats a spice meatball

me everyday

my nigga knows best.

the professor arrived for class 5 minutes ago, and has said nothing. we’re just sitting here as he eats a sandwich and looks at his papers. 

UPDATE: HE WAS NOT THE PROFESSOR THE ACTUAL PROFESSOR WALKED IN, LOOKED AT HIM, SAID “Can I help you?” AND THE GUY JUST GOT UP AND LEFT

College sounds like a train wreck tbh

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft