i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

Un-find it!!!!

I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my-

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

so sorry i didn’t include the actual product

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

nothing wrong with me

Scottish independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

Irish independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

Welsh independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

2016-2018 GMC Sierra

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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Unmute !

July 27, 2023 - A tripwire takes out a full squad of riot police who were on their way to evict a squat in Brest, France. [video]

This is art, to me

Jealous baby

… wait a minute.

the domestic humour in Dexter’s Lab was great

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.