The Sweetest Downfall

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think

this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment

love when a bunch of new people join a 20+ year old fandom and are like "erm nobodys talking about [issue thats been beaten to death every 6 months for the last two decades]" yeah yeah the issue we all know the issue. think of something new and innovative to say.

everybody should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, fav color, fav super hero, fav season

when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

do you see

Their mother

fucked up hurt/comfort. the person who stabbed you tends to your wound. the person who killed your loved one helps you grieve.

also a fan of, tending to the wounds of the person who stabbed you. helping the one who killed your loved ones grieve

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

the way i RAN here to see this. babe. BABE. i am not ok after watching this. first 10 seconds killed me

LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!???

Jonathan: “ I felt relief she wasn’t here”

Nancy: “I’m kinda glad you weren’t here”

LIKE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO DO I NEED TO SAY ANYMORE

the way i RAN here to see this. babe. BABE. i am not ok after watching this. first 10 seconds killed me

The parallels are paralleling, the juxtapose are juxtaposing. INSANE really.

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

is he acting out of character or did you get too attached to a headcanon

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

The Addams Family (1991)

Rick O'Connell & Evelyn Carnahan THE MUMMY│1999

How wrong I was in the end -Lord Huron, "Bag of Bones"

Oh fuck ! The grief is inescapable! Oh ! the love too is also inevitable!