he/it
azzie/james/whoevers fronting (just ask)
always open to talking
[plain text: doc with pretty much all my special interests]
it's hard for me to read anything but plain text
I need tone tags
If you have anti proship anywhere on ur blog dni and we followed u it was probably an accident and we didn't check again. pls block us lol.
i lost my sense of self have you guys seen it around anywhere
maybe i'll find it in this traumatized gay coded fictional character
ive been crying for like what an hour straight. i miss my sister again. she wasnt perfect but she kept me here. i dont exist without her.
all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.
"I love eating food we grew ourselves from our garden" she says (it's salsa again)
(the salsa fucks severely)
however we should probably set ourselves free from the notion that we are growing sweet corn for anything but to feed the raccoons
[ID: a neon sign reading "70 Years of Goodness". Part of it has been burnt out so that it appears to say, "70 Years of Goo" /End ID]
But Why, Though
They share a braincell
the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.
assault parrots, if you will
i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace
"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]
[Image ID: Tumblr reply from magicMazzic reading: Can It Get Any Worse: there's a dumb guy /End ID]
youre theme loosk like a piza palce
This is written like it was the last words you scrawled on the wall before collapsing out of exhaustion
Shapeshifter who turned into an ant and never turned into anything else for the rest of their life
i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them
kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing
tip: when you get sick of crossdressing, transition and then crossdress in the other direction. spice it up
another tip: every 'dressing' is crossdressing if you're transsexual enough about it. follow for more
Somewhat chunky house griffon staring you down in the hopes of treats
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