My Anh's Stream of Consciousness

by Loryn Brantz

This is the kind of meme your mom posts on Facebook 8 months from now

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

this changed me

i like how the monkey smacks the person’s hand to emphasize that you really gotta crush the shit out of that leaf for maximum satisfaction

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Some of my favorites:

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I think this one is my favourite

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that

my face when professionals well established in their fields, which I have no understanding of, start arguing:

my face when one of them totally owns the other with words i couldnt possibly begin to comprehend:

them: so what keeps you interested in math?

me: let me tell u no one does drama like petty mathematicians. you want a show? u better learn up some math. 

Can vouch, best drama I’ve seen is at department parties when the normally belligerent mathematicians start drinking

You know what, I’m not done. What was the most dramatic moment when I was in school?

Was it the time two former Soviet mathematicians tried to get the dept to pick sides and start a gang war over Trotskyism vs Anarchism?

No, how about the time that three profs each realized that one of the others was sleeping with their wives (literally A slept with Bs wife, B slept with Cs and C slept with As)

Nope. It was over a tiny technical definition in someone else’s paper, where half the department devolved into a screaming match about how to parse one sentence because it was ambiguous and some interpretations made the theorem false. Later, it was discovered to be a printing error.

burger heiress

supportive burger wife

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

Technology is amazing Duo Lingo was an app designed to help you learn languages now she’s a singer telling me not to answer my aint shit ex boyfriends calls 

do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

do women realize that….

He is so annoying 😂

If you like interesting factoids like these, follow us @psych2go . We will also be sharing interesting psychology articles along the way.

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

The cable people are here and I keep offering them waffles and they look concerned and I should not be an adult

“Mam you do not need to feed us” IM SORRY ITS ALL I KNOW

My parents didn’t ever actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags within plastic bags and that whenever there is a person in your house you feed them

when my internet guy came over when i was living in virginia i didn’t know what to do cause i felt so awkward sitting there so i got myself a beer and then i felt weird about drinking alone so i offered him a beer and that’s how i ended up having a beer with the wifi guy 

Women’s March around the world [January 21, 2017] 

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good