no i don’t need a boyfriend to complete me but honestly it would be nice to have someone to hang out with and talk to and sometimes just hold hands and kiss and do cute couple things with ya know

Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

Luna🐺💖

Luna🐺💖

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato

My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life

men are like…… incapable of being sweet and romantic

*takes a deep breath* i just need some dick

eat more fruit drink more water get more sleep go outside more love yourself

I need money and orgasms