mystery cheese

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

Holy shit I’m dying.

That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell

THE AVENGERS (2012)

I respect him.

bro…. what’d you say to make him look at you like that

I really love having no more social media options, as a disabled/chronically ill artist who can’t get a public facing job for health/covid-will-super-hell-kill-me reasons. Thrilled that my options for advertising, sharing, and being in a creative community are being taken away piece by piece by the world’s most galaxy brained, billionaire dipshits and or lame companies that can’t keep up with basic maintenance of their website to keep it functioning, but can add a New Feature that no one wants and actively kills the application half the time. 10/10 internet experience all around.

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

#sam reich host of game changer on dropout.tv

This too is yuri

diversity win! these birds that hate eachother are transgender

Computer please show me robots gay kiss. Please.

Please.

hi im the computer. you're getting that :)

Somewhere in the cloud, Saint Turing is smiling down on you and your request.

robots gay kiss real :]

Left: 10,000 B.C.–5000 B.C. arrowhead / Right: mouse cursor

wheeeeeeeew doggies

4004 years of difference.

love the new user experience on twitter dot com

all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children's/teen fiction#and people would have been like 'it's kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I'll read it to the kids'#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she's driven HP into the fucking earth