just found out joe biden isn't even bi

Are you a “i should make it clear to anyone that it took me a lot of effort to achieve this, so that if i can’t get praise i’ll still get sympathy” eldest daughter or a “i don’t celebrate any of my achievements because that’s just how life works, so i am pretty indifferent to everyone else’s too” eldest daughter

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

social media is supposed to be PvP

Also applies to your followers

And they might even find something they didn’t know would be relevant interesting

If it makes you smile give it a shot with the rest of your followers

At least that’s what I’ve found maximises my dps

If it makes you smile

give it a shot with the rest

of your followers

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

all the anon hate on tumblr is sent by these 5 men

50k note tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

tiktok voice overlay on top of a slideshow of popular tumblr posts: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

redbubble tshirt that somebody made of the tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

screenshot on twitter that somebody captioned "who else misses tumblr": i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

another tiktok but this time it's an influencer with 100k followers: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

that influencer on the jimmy kimmel show a month later: yeah jimmy it's hard to say where my inspiration comes from. i just... i think when i wrote the line "i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries" it was just sort of a spur-of-the-moment thing, but it turned out to be something that everyone can relate to, which is really heart-warming. it's one of those things that, like, reminds me that i can uplift people and be a voice for them. yeah i do have a new makeup line coming out, "Cran and Bloom," which was inspired by my now-famous tiktok

mcdonald's: we're introducing the new Cran Meal with Berries Sauce

Just some dude waving a flag 😌👌

Prints available here!

👉COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN👈

[my social media links]

A Daoist priest flying over the water

a jstor article is like a beautiful wild horse and a control+f search is like using a sugar cube and a calming voice to tame it

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The Cöuncil Mêêtingh

[ID: a photo of four Blahaj, which is a big shark stuffed animal from Ikea, sitting at an Ikea dining table on chairs in what looks like an Ikea warehouse. They are all looking in the same direction, away from the viewer. End ID.]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot