Gojo: Y/n what's your body count!
Y/n: Dang it's like 30 now.
Gojo: *sad*
Shoko: Oh my gwad you are a hoe!!
Y/n: How does that make me a hoe- wait are we talking about people we slept with?
Gojo: y-yea
Y/n: oh well I haven't done that yet!
Shoko: then what's 30 about?
Y/n: .....eheheh
Shoko: y/n what's 30 for!?!
Gojo: * scared and horny*
*Mephisto knocks on the door*
MC: I'm busy I'm studying!!..... Naked.
Mephisto: is that suppose to keep me away?
MC: *open the door* it's you... *Makes face*
Mephisto: and you are dressed...wonder who's more disappointed.
Luke: Here meet my dads!
*points to Simeon and Solomon*
Random demon child: Eww! Stop you're embarrassing yourself!
Solomon: Hey-
Luke: it's ok dad *glares at the demon child* Atleast my parents choose me, yours are stuck with you!
Simeon and Solomon: *impressed*
*MC in the back who taught luke this* : 👍
Sorry this was a request that I ended up accidentally deleting when trying to upload 😭 My bad
Muzan has a gift for you! What do you think it is? 😏
I swear to god if it isn't baby tanjiro as my gift!
This is for Lucifer I swear to god .
Whenever I hear this song I imagine Lucifer.
MC: *shows a picture of Levi's abs* These belongs to Levi.
Asmo: Since uh ☝️ when
Belphie: You're lucky you're beautiful cause there's nothing up there *points to MC's brain*
MC: *gasps* are you calling me dumb!!? That's rude!!
Beel: ......... he's calling you pretty.....
MC : You're eyes are really pretty can I have them?
Diavolo: No..
Diavolo: But your kids can...
MC:.....ಠ_ಠ.......¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
A/N: well i saw everyone doing headcannons about obey me thought I'd do some too .
Hope you like my personal headcannons
85.6% on ANY exam/whatever is incredible?! That's a distinction in any college setting (at least in my country). Your family are being inconsiderate, ill informed and just all 'round delusional if they think a score like that isn't "good enough".
I hope you can manage to build your confidence and recognise your own achievements. You haven't earned that criticism whatsoever!
Here's a digital congrats, because you deserve it.
🥺🥺thank you ❤️❤️❤️
Glad to know some people give a shit about me .
Here have some of my wuv(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Have my final results out
Got 85.6%
It sucks according to my family so I'm just gonna sit here listen to their rants about how I'm a failure and a disappointment and I shouldn't have been born and just die blah blah blah.
Guys GUYSSS!!
I can't I swear to god I can't-
(I think I'm gonna make a series of this thing. should I?)
For summary and details check out part-1
Pairing: Obey me Characters x reader
"Than you so much Lucien you don't know how much you're helping me right now"
"Well it's nothing you get a place I get to satisfy my curiosity about you and you know ...the offer was not a joke from my side it still stand" Lucien said smirking at you
"umm....you know I don't feel that towards you"
"hahaha I know hon I'm just kidding"
"uh okay" you said a bit uneasy.
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"hahahaa, oh my god I can't believe you fooled those lords" run hai spoke to me through phone
"I know right I wasn't that hard " I replied to her " But it was all because of you ..if you weren't there to alert me then and there I may would've been in the grasp of those demons"
"it's not a problem y/n if a human won't help you then who will" run hai spoke
[FLASHBACK]
"these are the two are the human exchange students" diavolo spoke as you and run hai stood there
There was 7 other demons standing in front of you both you . Run hai was there confused she's still taking time understanding what's happening here meanwhile you were standing there with a 'fuck it' expression.
The demon brothers were looking at you and only at you .
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"Did you saw that" run hai spoke after we settled in our separate room.
"Saw what?"
"The way they were looking at you!!"
"umm well I thought I was being dramatic but i guess not"
" look I've read too many books about how this end up"
"Mee too....wanna help me out?"
"How!?"
"well i just gotta move outta this house you know"
"How are exactly planning on that?"
" Well.....how much do You like them"
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[FLASHBACK END]
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"Well you wanted their attention and i didn't so it worked out in the end i guess" you said.
"Well yeah , i mean everything is just like you said , you're soo smart!!" Run hai spoke giggling throught the phone .
'Oh my god i could imagin her twirling her hair , stupid girl i just hope she don't open her mouth if the brothers became too obsessed with her' you thought as you rolled your eyes.
"Well yeah thanks for your help, i hang up now" you said not wanting to talk to her anymore.
"Aww thought we coulda talk more but anyways bieee ... Wait asmo what are you doing!"
[BEEP BEEP]
"Huh?? What was that should i call her again.......no nevermind" you said . You laid on your bed provided Lucien thinking about how your plans of getting away from them and moving out from the HOL all worked out in the end . 'Well i didn't do anything bad i just didn't wanted for them to get obsessed with me'. You thought as you closed your eyes
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[MEANWHILE IN HOL]
"You better explain this sweetie"
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[A/N]: well sorry for the delay i was thinking about making run hai a good person but I can't since the real life one is actually a bitch😭 gomen gomen. And maybe I'll tell y'all her real name someday it's really similar to this once *wink wink*
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Mammon: Truth or dare?
Lucifer: truth
Mammon : What's your credit card number
Lucifer: Dare
Mammon: Tell me your credit card number
Lucifer:. ....
MC: oh mammon for fuck sake!
When is part six is coming out bc. I'm dying to know and I love you're stories.
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Awwww thanks bunny✿
and I'm on it I'm writing part 6 it'll be out by tomorrow or today itself
Or maybe this Sunday....heheh oppsie
Where are the obey me fics with a bad bitch mc, an impulsive mc, a little bit psycho mc, a “idk what self preservation is” mc, like ig im tired of the little people pleaser mc’s. i want a chaotic villainous mc.
I do that that's my job!😘
When is part six is coming out bc. I'm dying to know and I love you're stories.
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Awwww thanks bunny✿
and I'm on it I'm writing part 6 it'll be out by tomorrow or today itself
This man don't have time to sleep a wink how do you think he'll have time to fuck?!
....
(like when he was an angel sex wasn't allowed and when he became a demon he immediately became diavolo's right hand man.....maybe that's why diavolo also want Lucifer yk)
Lucifer: Let me tell you how this is gonna work!!
MC: You ain't gonna tell me shit!
Lucifer: Listen!!-
MC: Suck my dick
Lucifer: Listen!!!
MC: Suck my dick you fucking man!!
Lucifer: You'll be here in the corner-!
MC: You'll be here sucking my dick
Lucifer: Listen-!!!
MC: Go fuck yourself
