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This Could Be Awkward

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TV Producer/Writer. Brooklyn nerd. Los Angeles living. And yes, my name is actually Neil McNeil. He/They

Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me: 

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

you broke me

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rich people paid 100k to go to trump’s 1 year anniversary party and he’s not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown

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some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trump……… 

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this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites I’m screaming

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this is like fyre festival but

oh so much better