When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we're the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.

Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.

I like how every reply has unanimously agreed that he's taking the hair for himself. We're all on the same wavelength here.

I'm going to see him again today to continue my electrolysis. On a scale of one to that's weird, how much of a bad idea is it to bring a printout of this comic?

I need to know how this ends.

(I haven't shown him the comic yet. I keep forgetting to prant it)

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this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

the fact that about a quarter of the notes are jumping earnestly to defend this behavior as cute and “vulnerable” (while jokingly or seriously castigating the “rudeness” of a non-response) and another quarter seems genuinely confused as to how sending this message as an opener could be considered repellant says just so much about this site and its demographics. never change, salt of the earth

good afternoon

companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

Hot take ig but kids in high school shouldn't have to work either. They should be spending their evenings doing homework and extra-curriculars and fucking around.

There definitely shouldn't be entire industries reliant on their low-wage labor. Why are there many kids being scheduled for a 6 hour shift after a 7 hour school day when they've got learning and their future and their childhood to worry about?

Any industry built on poverty wage child labor should perish, and that's most fast food and grocery and retail so I guess the economy's tanked 🤷. Should've thought about that before deciding to make the essential work into jobs for children and the underclass.

just found out the "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets" guy from vine is married 6 years to a man and does research into HIV and AIDS...

omg I had such a crush on him lmao

I love him even more now. I hope he has money for chicken nuggets by now.

knowing how researchers are paid, I doubt it 😢

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

the adventures of girlboy and boygirl

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

Joe Biden is so oblivious to culture war bullshit it makes him an ideal counter to DeSantis.

DeSantis: "We have to deathpill woke moralists"

Joe Biden: What? .... Anyway, back in Scranton we would make our own concrete out of tiny sea shells.

painfully true

i work at an infant daycare and one of our babies right now is notorious for attacking the others. like she'll lock onto a target from the other side of the classroom and speed crawl over to them while breathing really heavily and then when she gets near them she'll either pull them over by their onesies, pull their hair, smack them, or hit them with toys. if you move her away from her victim she'll just chase them down again so we've started implementing "baby jail" where we stick her in a jumper whenever she attacks her classmates. we have a couple of babies now that will straight up start wailing if she gets near them because she's smacked them around so many times. also this isn't entirely relevant to the original post but we call her typhoid mary because her mom keeps bringing her in when she's sick, hence this message i sent to my coworkers a while back

Kind of interesting

Choose you're fighter

I'm losing my shit

Anal Cunt was famous for throwing bricks at their audience while they played. Like real ass cinder blocks. The pit would have to be a good 20 feet from the stage bc Seth had a good arm.

jesus christ

The most famous picture of Seth is a portrait of him getting a blowjob from a groupie while tying off with a guitar cord and shooting up and I wish I could still post it on this website but you'll have to look it up yourself if you wanna see it

It should also be noted that Seth died of a meth overdose, and was replaced by a new singer, whose first song was about making fun of Seth for dying of a meth overdose.

Circle of life baybeee