Be my girlfriend because:
-I’ll buy/make you food -Staying in and watching a movie is always an option -I will surprise you with flowers for no reason other than I love you -Cuddles, all the time -We can be nerds and geek out over stupid things together -I’ll (try to) harmonize with you while singing in the car -Sad? We can make out. Happy? We can make out. -I’ll rub your butt -We can treat dogs like our babies -I’ll protect you from anything scary -I’ll never ask for anything except a genuine smile -We can take naps together, any time of day
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Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
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THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
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THE LEGENDARY POST
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IT’S HERE
