What if we were gay and in love but too stupid to admit it so we organized a whole Jane Austen inspired ball just so we can touch hands briefly
Fanfic writers after fixing every single relationship problem with a 1000 word fic that would take the author a whole book to solve
A non-exhaustive list of things I want from Season 3 of Good Omens
- Aziraphale should get to be the one to grab and pull Crowley closer to him (be that into a kiss or just to do it) instead of Crowley doing it to Aziraphale
- Aziraphale to pull the flaming sword on someone (Metatron preferably but maybe
in a misplaced bit of angerCrowley? 👀) - All the humans from the first season. I need to see Adam and the Them and Anathema and Newt and maybe even Madame Tracy and Shadwell
- A badass fight sequence in Heaven, preferably with Aziraphale and Crowley fighting back to back against demons and angels. Would it fit the pacing of the show as seen thus far? Absolutely not. Would it be bitching? Of course it would
- A Hozier song. I don't care which one (
that's a lie they should play Like Real People Do) but I need to hear a song of his in the actual show because seeing Take Me to Church on Crowley's playlist gave me psychic damage but hearing it would make me explode - If they kiss again in s3 I want for them to kiss and Crowley immediately to say something stupid like "vavoom" cuz he's so surprised by it
I'll be adding on to this as I think of stuff
I want to bet money that Aziraphale and Crowley have their season 3 forgiveness kiss under an awning after being caught in a rainstorm
Wouldn't it be funny if Aziraphale stole the Book of Life and hid it somewhere in the universe?
Like, I think it would be great if Aziraphale found out Crowley was right about Heaven and then just decided to systematically fuck shit up.
I also think it would be interesting if what both of them said came to pass.
Maybe Aziraphale would learn that there truly is no changing the INSTITUTION. Head office will always do what head office is going to do. There is no changing it, there is going along with it so they don't stab you in the back without regret.
Maybe Crowley would learn that one does not have to change the institution to change the people upholding it. Maybe Aziraphale realizes this and gets all of the "nobody" angels to band together and realize they are stronger together. Maybe Aziraphale really DOES need his help and expertise in angel deprogramming.
Maybe together they get all of the Muriels and Erics from Heaven and Hell to revolt and collapse the system. After all, it's all pointless, isn't it?
I love it that Neil wrote an entire season of go as a mediation on the concept of good and evil and specifically how azirapale perceived them and how intensly he struggles with this binary just for people to go 'aziraphale is an idiot' at the end. This whole season was literally centered around moral ambiguity. The grave digging, the Job scene, even both of them brainwashing their neighbours at the ball to get Maggie and Nina together. It's all about how much and where they cross lines and how it makes Aziraphale feel.
The Good Omens fandom trying to decide if Aziraphale kissed back.
— Lucifer at the Starlite; "You with the Crack Running Through You," Kim Addonizio
what if.. what IF.. Aziraphale can't change Heaven but Heaven can break and change him...
the way muriel, dressed as a cop, opens the door where aziraphale and crowley are having a "private conversation"
and then crowley asks,
what a thing to say. about the police. with their long history of surveilling and harassing gay couples in their private residences
what if Aziraphale confesses to Crowley that he feels responsible for Crowley's fall and Crowley's going "No no, that wasn't your fault, you didn't do anything wrong, you didn't do anything wrong" and then suddenly Crowley realizes he's projecting. what then.
