DON'T PANIC

goodnight to crazy people only

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

what if u wanted to see gifs . but tumblr said best I can do is a 5k smut centric self insert in which y/n fucks the father of the atomic bomb

i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.

while not the same, it is similar

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

Imagine if a hog saw this

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

the oedipal task of doing the dishes

SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN

MICHAEL CERA as ALLAN BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

He was so badass in the movie Omg

ok

go fetch

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.

that's exactly how it feels. say it

office mug

google maps walking directions should have an option that allows you to choose the loveliest path

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

me and a wheat farmer with a leaking silo have a lot in common this morning

if you asked either of us what is bothering us we would shout "migraine!"